In a galaxy far away, a war without end raged. The leader for humanity (yes, humanity) needed heroes. He sent out hundreds of probes to find his heroes.

One of the probes landed on the earth, extremely close to a very well known cul-de-sac. It was in the middle off the night, but the crash woke a certain person - namely Double D. He walked outside to his backyard and looked outside at the site where the probe had crashed. At first it was just a thick fog, but suddenly the fog lifted and the probe started to glow with a greenish light. Double D got dressed and ran over to Eddy and then to Ed and woke both. He told them about the probe.

Eddy was interested mainly because he could maybe sell it at a high cost, and Ed was interested mainly because he loves monster-movies (no more explanation needed). They all went back to Double Dīs backyard. They went closer and closer to the probe. The probe took them for the heroes the Emperor needed and teleported them to Secondus 2 before self-destructing.

On Secondus 2, 1,000 light years away from earth, the Eds stood before the Emperor, clad in strange armour. (That's the Eds, not the Emperor.) Ed was equipped with a bolt gun, a strangely blue-glowing sword and on his back he had a jump-pack (not to be confused with a jet-pack). Edd was clad in the same armour as Ed, but was equipped with a plasma gun and a sword with strange runes on it. Eddy on the other hand was clad in another sort of armour. The Emperor told him that it was the suit of a Terminator Captain. Eddy felt the pride flowing through him. On his hands he had some sort of massive gauntlets with big red claws on and on the back off each hand he had a grenade launcher.

The Emperor told them that they had been chosen to destroy the evil threatening the Secondus system. There were two threats, the evil Chaos Lord Kevlinn (seems familiar?) and the three leader sisters off Hive Fleet Kanker. They were from now on not the boys they once had been, now they were Space Outlaws, Space Marines without a Legion. He also told them that they had full back up from Craftworld Plankian (also seems familiar) and their leader Farseer Johnnisky and his right hand, Warlock Jimmy, The Sisters of Battle, Seraphim Sarah and Canoness Nazz, and last and definitely not least, Commissar Rolf and his Agri-world Guardsmen army.

And so the Space Outlaws left for their first adventure.

~~~~~ to be continued ~~~~